‘Time to move on,’ Jake? Just keep moving . . .

Jake Hamilton

Jake Hamilton

This is a video that has to be seen to be believed. Words alone cannot describe how excruciatingly, jaw-droppingly awful it is.

The man you are looking at is Jake Hamilton, 25, who’s just been hired by Fox-owned WFLD-Channel 32 as a feature reporter for “Good Day Chicago.” He will be replacing Patrick Elwood, a fourth generation Chicagoan and a 15-year veteran of Fox 32.

This is Hamilton’s farewell from KRIV-TV, the Fox station in Houston, where he has been reviewing movies and interviewing celebrities since 2009:

Is it too late to send him back to Houston?